Saturday, March 17, 2007


Two dogs, please


Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.

"Two dogs, please," said one.

The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"

14 comments:

Peter Matthes said...

Here in NYC, that question is not always a joke.

Home Away from Home. said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day! :)
Thanks for the chuckle this morning.

Tea & Margaritas in My Garden said...

peter........oh no!

smilnsigh said...

-Groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- -giggles- A true old "Groaner"!!!

And let it be said, a "Groaner" is a compliment, in certain circles!!!

But so sorry you got another snow overnight, too. Yishhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Mari-Nanci

Dan said...

Very funny! Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

Orange Blossom Goddess (aka Heather) said...

Groan!!! (giggle)

CJ said...

Awww.....no! (giggle). Happy St. Pats and ta for the chuckles.

Blue the Spa Girl said...

I guess both nuns got the.....
"weiner".
tee hee!

BendingPeak said...

Hahaha!
Nice

Icarus said...

Good one, the first joke I've come across on St Pat's Day, but it's a Scots joke, so that's alright. Encore!

HORIZON said...

lol- Hope you enjoyed your St. Patrick's Day Tea ;)

Christine said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

carolyn said...

Very funny!

Kahshe Cottager said...

My chuckle for the day!